kevin's definitions
To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
Get the fire-hydrant squeezemug. Ford's fullsize suv counter part to the K5 blazer, 4wd vehicle convertible, later on came in eddie bauer, eventually the downsize version took over much like the s10 for k5, becoming the bronco II, the bronco, like its chevrolet cousin would share the same fate of extinction.
by Kevin January 26, 2005
Get the broncomug. by Kevin May 1, 2006
Get the Banfumug. Every year the professor goes through a few different boys on this side of room. Some of them like ketchup, some of them like mustard, but he seems likes hes interested and makes you fall in love at first sight. Then he ghosts a week later. You're ready for a full romance but its just a roment, or a I guess thats what you can call what happened to me.
by Kevin December 18, 2019
Get the romentmug. n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble
i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.
if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs
dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up
if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs
dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up
by kevin December 7, 2003
Get the hemed upmug. made by computer nerds who weren't satisfied with the standard aim profile limit. users of this usually view their own profiles to get "views" or to give a fake sense of their "popularity". some users get so desperate that they make up a screen name and view it themselves to pretend to be popular, and some even sign their own guestbooks. usually includes "i'm bored so i made this", lyrics to shitty songs, or "hey %n, welcome to my profile. it is currently %t and today is %d"
okay, damn it, the limit is 1024 characters, which is way more than enough to give a shoutout to your one friend from school. and it's fucking called a profile. a profile was originally intended to give away personal information, not type random shit for no reason to yourself for no reason.
okay, damn it, the limit is 1024 characters, which is way more than enough to give a shoutout to your one friend from school. and it's fucking called a profile. a profile was originally intended to give away personal information, not type random shit for no reason to yourself for no reason.
by kevin February 7, 2004
Get the subprofilemug. A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".
Hidey ho, neighborino!
by Kevin July 30, 2008
Get the hidey homug.