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basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.
If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.
yo, these dudes are notzees!
by Kevin October 12, 2003
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near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth
Mary had a near birth experience.
by Kevin March 19, 2004
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oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.
Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!
by Kevin December 6, 2003
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GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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Tipsy

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....
Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!
by Kevin May 5, 2004
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xtc

You were just killed by XtC!
by Kevin April 27, 2003
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