clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

SP2

Also known as Murphy's Law

If SP2 can go wrong, it will.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

mcdonalds

1. Noun: Scottish Clan.

2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".

McDonalds have the bare faced cheek to call itself a resturant.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.

I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

by Kerb November 28, 2004