kenny's definitions

Metagame

Used often in the internet for online games, Roleplaying boards, and chatroom's. It is when a person reads what a character is doing, and thus assumes he knows everything what that character has done- without witnessing any of those events at all because A) his character was not there B)The action was in a different area of the rpg 'world' or C) the person is just a tool

How did you know that was me? I was in a disguise and put a disguise spell on- I don't look like my normal character at ALL, you fucking metagamer!

by Kenny May 13, 2005

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

quay

Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.

Man, that test we took today was quay to the max

by kenny April 22, 2004

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

short'n'sexy

A short Person, with a nice booty, very very sexy...hince short'n'sexy

--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)

Two guys walkn down the beach...short and sexy girl walks by...they turn..."damn dude now thats a short'n'sexy"

by Kenny December 6, 2004

ned

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Aka. Wee fanny, cunthole, kev, scally, etc.

Dinnae ca' us neds ya fuckin' plamph!

by Kenny September 7, 2004