kendall's definitions

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.

-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?

by Kendall November 8, 2004

pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

by kendall October 28, 2004

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 7, 2003