kendall's definitions

aboutsta

about + to = aboutsta

I aboutsta go to tha grocery sto n buy some milk so I cans eat dis cereal.

by Kendall January 5, 2005

Bango

Noun.
Used to describe someone who makes an assumption that turns out to be wrong or inaccurate.

John: You mean the dogs don't lay eggs?
Jane: No, BANGO!

by Kendall April 8, 2005

Twinkle

The substance shot from a penis more often referring to a cumshot which lands in a persons eye. cum semen jiz

Damn I fucked Sharron yesterday then just before I busted I pulled out and put a twinkle in her eye.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.

-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?

by Kendall November 8, 2004

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

chili dog

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

by Kendall May 13, 2005