kelly coyle's definitions

scorpal

See scadder, hoat yin, roaster
A bit geeky without knowing it.

Check out that scorpal!
Chhh, what a scorpal. Burnt ma finger oan that hoat yin!

by Kelly Coyle April 27, 2006

scadder

See roaster. Still struggling to define this. Just got to see a roaster or a scadder.

He's scaddin'!
What a scadder!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

hoat yin

the ultimate insult mid-90's.
See scadder and roaster, but this is the original phrase.

What a hoat yin!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

fandan

A bit of a dick or a fanny if you like.
Some might say - a bit of a bawbag, or a gimp or just a plain old tosser.

That geezer is a fandan.
What a fandan

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

pummelisation

To beat someone up, or something

You\re asking for some sever pummelisation ya wee bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003