tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 08, 2003

roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

by Kelly Coyle December 03, 2003

hoat yin

the ultimate insult mid-90's.
See scadder and roaster, but this is the original phrase.

What a hoat yin!

by Kelly Coyle December 03, 2003

scadder

See roaster. Still struggling to define this. Just got to see a roaster or a scadder.

He's scaddin'!
What a scadder!

by Kelly Coyle December 03, 2003

pummelisation

To beat someone up, or something

You\re asking for some sever pummelisation ya wee bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

by Kelly Coyle December 05, 2003