Definitions by keith

Cunt Bake 

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

Cunt Bake by keith May 13, 2005

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

helter skelter by keith May 13, 2005

snurta

A Pool term used for excellence

Someone makes a great shot and we all shout "Snurta"

snurta by Keith April 19, 2005

Nadja 

my supa fly beauty queen

also prounced Naa Jaa

Nadja by Keith April 12, 2005

cockwolf 

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

cockwolf by Keith April 11, 2005

birkenjock 

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.

"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"

birkenjock by Keith April 7, 2005

bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

bloint by Keith April 2, 2005