keith's definitions

Wiggerette

A Caucasian female who believes themselves to be Hispanic (Puerto Rican esp.) or who wishes to act as if they were African-American by adopting that culture. It seems to be a common thing among teenage girls these days.

Speaking in ebonics or with a fake accent.

by Keith November 8, 2003

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects

This rocklobber is denting up my tank

by Keith November 27, 2003

two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 29, 2003

neck

A flannel shirt-wearing, pickup-truck-driving, farmer-tan-sporting, tobacco-spitting asshole redneck.

"Look at the dumbass 'neck with cowboy stripes (chew spit dribble) on the side of his 12-foot-tall F-350 crew cab monster pile of shit>"

by Keith November 29, 2003

Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

by Keith November 29, 2003