Definitions by keifermail

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble by keifermail June 29, 2009

Reverse Acronym 

Acronyms are abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. A Reverse Acronym is when the initial word is broken into an acronym for humorous purposes.

Reverse Acronyms:
Fuck = For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Fart = Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble.
Etc., etc.

Reverse Acronym by keifermail June 29, 2009

Jetgasm 

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

Jetgasm by keifermail June 29, 2009

beerterrogation 

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

beerterrogation by keifermail October 2, 2008

FUG 

An acronym for Fat Ugly Girl.

Mike tried to set me up with his sister but I saw her once at the pool and she is a FUG.

FUG by keifermail August 28, 2008

too much loft 

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

too much loft by keifermail August 23, 2008

low rider 

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low.

"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low rider style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."

low rider by keifermail August 23, 2008