keifermail's definitions

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Butch Chaser

A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, many of these women are lesbians. See butch, bull dyke, etc. Not to be confused with a fag hag who knowingly befriend homosexual men, the Butch Chaser is simply attracted to women who most often are lesbians by default.

"Steve's a Butch Chaser, he thinks that dump truck driver lady was hot."

by keifermail July 23, 2009

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

DSP

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.

"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.

"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"

by keifermail July 13, 2009