67 definitions by ke6isf
A spelled representation of a mispronunciation of the first name Arnold, specifically in reference to actor and governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Derived as a silly mockery to Gov. Schwarzenegger's distinct Austrian accent.
by ke6isf September 8, 2004
1) The written representation of the letter W, as might be pronounced with a southern drawl.
2) The nickname for George W.Bush, the 43rd president of the United States of America. Derived from his accent - see 1, above.
2) The nickname for George W.Bush, the 43rd president of the United States of America. Derived from his accent - see 1, above.
by ke6isf November 12, 2004
A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.
Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
Also...
1) Dice. Note that this sense is never used singularly - you never roll "a bone", you roll "the bones". Origin unclear - but I suspect it has something to do with certain voodoo in which a practicer would cast bones for fortune telling.
2) Monetary units, usually US dollars. Used for high numbers generally. Origin again unclear here, but possibly alludes to an arm and a leg.
1) Dice. Note that this sense is never used singularly - you never roll "a bone", you roll "the bones". Origin unclear - but I suspect it has something to do with certain voodoo in which a practicer would cast bones for fortune telling.
2) Monetary units, usually US dollars. Used for high numbers generally. Origin again unclear here, but possibly alludes to an arm and a leg.
by ke6isf January 31, 2005
Figurative: "What was said is the absolute truth and can be verified by a third party source." Comes from an obscure reference to cheques (or checks, if you're American), in that such is a guarantee that you can take the document to the bank and redeem it for its face value.
Note the pronoun 'it' can be varied accordingly.
Note the pronoun 'it' can be varied accordingly.
"Mount Everest is the tallest geographical point on this planet, and you can take that to the bank."
by ke6isf October 25, 2003
September 11, in recognition of the events of September 11, 2001. A kneejerk reaction to this sort of thing, in this author's opinion.
by ke6isf September 15, 2004