Definitions by ke6isf

big help 

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.

Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.

big help by ke6isf July 23, 2004

loan shark 

A money lender who loans money to desperate borrowers at ridiculous terms, and uses criminal means to intimidate the money back from the borrower if they can't get the interest back.

The loan shark broke Peter's knees when he couldn't cough up $100.

loan shark by ke6isf July 19, 2004

note to self 

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

note to self by ke6isf July 9, 2004

PMS 

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.

PMS is no fun for anyone.

PMS by ke6isf July 9, 2004

fashion police 

People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".

Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.

fashion police by ke6isf May 26, 2004

Jane, you ignorant slut! 

Originally an ad hominem attack against Jane Curtin by Dan Akroyd on Saturday Night Live during Weekend Update. At that time, it featured a "Point/Counterpoint" in which Jane made one point, and Dan would prefix his counterpoint with this phrase.

More recently, it has become sort of a ha ha only serious opener to such a counterpoint on Usenet, typically used amidst flamewars.

Jane, you ignorant slut! You know this needs no example!

Jane, you ignorant slut! by ke6isf May 9, 2004

external brain 

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.

Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.

external brain by ke6isf March 23, 2004