A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.
I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
by ke6isf November 07, 2003
Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.
by ke6isf October 15, 2004
An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.
Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.
Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
by ke6isf November 07, 2003
Putting things that refer to themselves at the end of a document is the leading cause of tail recursion.
by ke6isf October 20, 2004
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. An array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman's body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. Can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
by ke6isf July 09, 2004
People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".
Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.
by ke6isf May 26, 2004