Definitions by ke6isf
twentyleven
Similar to eleventy-seven, an imaginary number to be used when you need to state a quantity. Unlike eleventy-seven, however, implies a higher quantity.
twentyleven by ke6isf August 12, 2004
don't try this at home
Precursor to something that might be construed as dangerous or requiring arcane knowledge.
Comes from television commercials featuring people doing insane stunts.
Comes from television commercials featuring people doing insane stunts.
"And now, Doctor Science is going to drink the liquid nitrogen! Don't try this at home, kids, remember, he knows more than you do!"
don't try this at home by ke6isf August 9, 2004
doctor science
A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
doctor science by ke6isf August 9, 2004
managed to death
A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
managed to death by ke6isf July 23, 2004
cutting room floor
1) Where certain parts of a film wind up during editing for one reason or another - could be bloopers, or could be stuff that didn't add to the film in the director's opinion.
2) The usual description used on a DVD for the section where such bits wind up - assuming, of course, they put it on the disk.
2) The usual description used on a DVD for the section where such bits wind up - assuming, of course, they put it on the disk.
cutting room floor by ke6isf July 23, 2004