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stella award

An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.

Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
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twentyleven

Similar to eleventy-seven, an imaginary number to be used when you need to state a quantity. Unlike eleventy-seven, however, implies a higher quantity.
That drunk must have said "Isn't this great?" about twentyleven times!
by ke6isf August 12, 2004
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pepsi house

Generic spoken term to describe a restaurant that might sell only Pepsi Cola products.

See coke house for an explanation.
Is this a pepsi house or a coke house?
by ke6isf October 3, 2004
mugGet the pepsi housemug.

bastard

2) Hey, Bruce, ya bastard, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie!
by ke6isf March 23, 2004
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take it to the bank

Figurative: "What was said is the absolute truth and can be verified by a third party source." Comes from an obscure reference to cheques (or checks, if you're American), in that such is a guarantee that you can take the document to the bank and redeem it for its face value.

Note the pronoun 'it' can be varied accordingly.
"Mount Everest is the tallest geographical point on this planet, and you can take that to the bank."
by ke6isf October 25, 2003
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Thong

1) A particular cut of a brief or leotard (or in clothing fashioned after said articles, such as a teddy, a bodysuit, dance belts, etc., ad nauseam) where, rather than having fabric covering the buttocks, there is a strip of fabric that lies between the buttocks. Usually done either for sexual appeal or to cut down on panty lines - or both.

2) A popular model of sandal with a rubber sole, and two fabric straps to hold the foot in, in such a fashion that it connects near the front of the sandal in a knot that rests between the big and second toes.
1) Jerome gave a booty call when he saw a random girls thong peek out from underneath her pants.
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
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AOL

America Online.

One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the September That Never Ended started.

They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary bloatiferous client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.
From a commercial: "A friend of mine told me I should try America Online. 'Why?' I asked. 'I already have a computer!'"
by ke6isf September 9, 2004
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