karientoch's definitions

pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Karzie

A british slang term for a toilet.

Make sure you flush the Karzie on your way out!

by karientoch March 14, 2019

Masher

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.

The old man in the pub was a real masher.

by karientoch March 16, 2019

i tie

Derogatory term for Italians, used most commonly in the United Kingodom

"I'm not going to that fish and chip shop it's filled with bloody i tie's'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 14, 2019

Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Karientoch

An ancient, sacred word that has multiple hidden meanings. Some small sects believe that the answers to the meaning of life can be found if one stumbles across the Karientoch of the internet.

"I searched and searched but I still can't find the Karientoch'

by karientoch March 14, 2019