karientoch's definitions

pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Karzie

A british slang term for a toilet.

Make sure you flush the Karzie on your way out!

by karientoch March 14, 2019

Plumpo

A fat person.

'Look at that big Plumpo over there, he's huge!'

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 14, 2019

Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Karientoch

An ancient, sacred word that has multiple hidden meanings. Some small sects believe that the answers to the meaning of life can be found if one stumbles across the Karientoch of the internet.

"I searched and searched but I still can't find the Karientoch'

by karientoch March 14, 2019

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 18, 2019