The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.
Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!
Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
by kanapanapan July 11, 2009
An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
by kanapanapan February 26, 2017
1. Edvard Greig is a rather trollish composer.
2. He was acting rather trollish when he told her that she's a whore.
2. He was acting rather trollish when he told her that she's a whore.
by kanapanapan January 11, 2009