kaman25's definitions

Sprawlburbs

The area outside an urban center but not as far out as to be in another town considered to be a suburb of the urban center.

Hey Let's meet in the bar district and do a pub crawl.

I can't, I live in the Sprawlburbs. Too close to the city to own a car but too far to go when the busses don't run.

by kaman25 November 11, 2022

Yackamole

When an email or article has too much introduction before getting to the point.

I clicked on this to learn how bad the next solar storm will be, not to play yackamole for 5 pages of Sun 101.

by kaman25 April 4, 2022

Yellowlining

Forgetting you are coming from or going to a new place and ending up messed up because you followed your old routine.

On the Simpsons the robot told Homer it couldn't go with him because they had to stay on the yellow line.

I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"

by kaman25 June 3, 2021

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Amazanta

An Amazon delivery person.

My boss called and wanted me to work on my day off but I'm waiting for Amazanta.

by kaman25 January 30, 2022

Plastigan

More extreme than a Plastitarian. Plastigan own a reusable straw and go to public places and show it off and scowl at plastic straw users. They also carry tableware.

If that plastigan snaps that stainless steel straw again I am going to lose it!

by kaman25 January 9, 2019

Rudyrot

When you see someone with the four front bottom teeth rotted or badly discolored.

Wow, when you see pictures of your dad really laughing you can see the Rudyrot.

by kaman25 June 15, 2018