kajoe's definitions

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.

I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.

by kajoe September 16, 2009

superball

a prosthetic silicone testicle

Richard had a foul ball. The doctor removed it and replaced it with a superball. Even his girlfriend can't tell the difference when she gives him a ball hummer.

by kajoe December 7, 2006

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 8, 2007

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006

solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

by kajoe December 8, 2010

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009