43 definitions by kajoe
hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
by kajoe September 06, 2006
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by kajoe September 04, 2006
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Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park
by kajoe September 04, 2006
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A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "yes" man. The whole time he is polishing his manager's knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
by kajoe September 04, 2006
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When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.
A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.
by kajoe September 16, 2006
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Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
by kajoe November 12, 2006
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Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
by kajoe August 29, 2006
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