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Starts with the Iowa Caucuses and ends on Presidential election day. Political BullShitStorm Season is 11 months long. It gets exponentially worse each passing day.
Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann have all been slinging their own brand of bullshit trying to garner the party nomination for president of the US. It appears BullShitStorm season is in full swing.
by kajoe January 4, 2012
Get the BullShitStorm Seasonmug. by Kajoe September 4, 2006
Get the Steve Irwinmug. A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
Get the madoff schememug. When one kills one's spouse.
Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
by kajoe August 28, 2006
Get the spenard divorcemug. A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "yes" man. The whole time he is polishing his manager's knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
Get the boy wondermug. The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
Get the johnson inchmug. When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
by kajoe October 10, 2008
Get the wake n bakemug.