k-dawg's definitions

pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

by k-dawg November 10, 2004

Free Salsa

The most kickass underground metal/punk/reggae band to ever emerge from Cali.

Man, you ain't heard of Free Salsa? You better ask somebody.

by K-Dawg October 3, 2003

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

eat shit

While snowboarding or skiing and wipping out and eating snow.

-"Fuck man, did you see me just ate shit! "

by k-dawg March 19, 2005

internal fart

when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)

david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*

by k-dawg November 11, 2004

Gilby

Gilby is quite simply put, a fucking alcoholic, You know Gilby is drunk when he is seen staring off into space, laughing at nothing.

"look at him laughing at nothing"

"Yeah, what a fucking gilby"

by K-Dawg April 13, 2004

K-MAC

a kids big mac at mcdonalds

kids mac happy meal

by k-dawg November 13, 2003