justin's definitions

Curling

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.

Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!

by Justin April 12, 2004

Bush

a fucktard who doesnt know shit, a shitty leader and a disgrace to the human race

wtf bush is a dumbass

by justin January 22, 2006

Homsar

An elderley version of the popular web-character Homestar Runner. Homsar is one who lived through the sixties, which is why we can barely understand him (we even tolf him not to drink the bong water).

Hey Tubs, I just lost my jenga-jam.

Don't you talk to me.

by Justin April 15, 2003

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005

musicianary

A missionary whose primary tool is one of music, using songs to spread the Gospel.

The musicianary is singing songs about Jesus with those tribal leaders.

by Justin June 1, 2004

Dihi

he sucks because he is small and punie. he often gets shouted at in classes for not doing anything especialy homework

gay ha ha

by justin November 21, 2003

jackmoo

(noun) west coast drug deal

a jackmoo is happening in that alley

by Justin November 4, 2003