cunthole

An extremely nauseating person.

Your mom is a cunthole.

by Justin July 29, 2003

tjuze

A verb meaning to artfully mess with; to adjust; to "mess up" something that is too neat. Often applied to hair, sleeves and other bits of fashion but, with imagination, nearly anything can be tjuzed.

Also tjuzed, tjuzing...

Popularized by the TV show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Oh my God, your hair! Did you join the Navy? Here, let me tjuze it for you.

by Justin September 02, 2004

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 04, 2004

Kontrollverlust

See: fuckstick

Kontrollverlust is fucking bored

by Justin December 09, 2003

crack fuck

A crack head fucknut

That crack fuck just took the last bowl of pot!

by Justin December 03, 2002

stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003

Bob Saget

A fucking hysterical guy. For real.

I saw Bob Saget at the comedy club, and he was funny as hell, no shit!

by Justin March 18, 2005