crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.

"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"

by Justin April 11, 2005

bps

balls per second, as in paintball

a gun that shoots 17 bps can please any girl!

by justin June 27, 2004

Stonerock

The ultimate of ultimate complimates for have a huge dick. Also refered to as Stonecock.

After Justin banged Paul's mom, she said he had a Stonerock.

by Justin September 01, 2004

dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said

When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.

by Justin December 02, 2004

chooch

a womans pussy or vagina

i dont think i wanna go near her chooch

by justin March 15, 2005

stat reverse

when some one shits in your mouth and you then use your mouth to shove it back up their ass

mr messina likes to stat reverse with mrs verdi

by justin May 17, 2004