Honey Fucker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.
Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra
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Honey Glaze

The act of having sex with a woman or man who has a bad spray tan where the spray tan, in all the activity, rubs off on your partner and "glazing" him/her.
Man: Excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice your uneven spray tan..

Guy: Oh me? Why thank you, but its not a spray tan, it's just a honey glaze!

Man: Oh goodness, I remember my first honey glaze, sorry, have a nice day!
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Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.
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nabor

A title given to one who shall not be named. Deriving from the word 'neighbor', the name instills a sense of underground mystery and or secrecy as if the one who gives said person the title does not wish to release any further information about that person. Once acquired, this title cannot be reversed.
Guy: Yeah so I went to this awesome party with br-.....uh, I mean, my nabor.

Friend: Who is your neighbo-

Guy: SOOO, about that party, it was great
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Nigger Cheap

The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.
Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?

Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?

Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
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Nigger Spooning

A game commonly played by whites where a group of Caucasians drive around town in search of an African American. When spotted, one member (not the driver) of the group throws a spoon at the black person yelling the word "NIGGER!" as loud as possible. If said person misses, the driver proceeds to jam on the brakes and the thrower must fetch the spoon and get back in to the car. However if the he/she hits the black person with the spoon, the driver proceeds down the road and it is the next person's turn.
Ron: Hey, me and a few of my friends went nigger spooning last night and it was so fun, Carl missed and a nigger kicked the shit out of him and he was rushed to the hospital after we bailed.
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Ghetto Victim

A black, hispanic, or sometimes asian person living in poverty within an urban setting. They believe that the "ghetto" itself is actually some sort of 'organism', if you will, which holds them down and keeps them from succeeding. But the inconvenient is that they are the ones keeping themselves down, and they blame it on the ghetto in order to take the blame off of themselves. But deep inside they know that it is themselves, and that is what scares them most.
Derrell: Yo mane, whats up wit yo shawt comin's??

Ray Ray: Mane it aint me! Ammah fuckin ghetto victim
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