justanothervictimoftheghetto's definitions

Forum Slut

A person who spends over three hours per week on a forum or blog and has over 1,000 posts on any former or current forums. Forum Sluts often attempt to suck up to community moderator's, in order to one day become one, by posting useless "helpful" pages which are so polite and well written due to hours of pointless revision, that they almost seem sarcastic or insulting.

kawlOfDoodie: Tim why the fuck do you know all of this pointless shit about video games?

reklaw0522: uuum, because I'm on the forums all the time...

Party: Forum Slut...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 19, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010

Ignobama

An ignorant African American who believes anything Obama says because he is black. They are usually very easy to pick out from a crowd due to their "My president is black" T-Shirts. They have no clue what Obama stands for and are completely blind from the truth, plagued by the lack of education and intelligence.

Daughter(first gen. collage student): Hey mom, why did you vote for Obama?

Mother: 'Cus he's black honaay, he gon' solve all o' mah problems an' gimme free monaay! Oh, and 'cus he's black!

Daughter: Oh god, my mother is an ignobama...

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 15, 2010

Narnia Charge

An online style of gameplay for Modern Warfare 2, where a full party of 6 people enter a 'Search and Destroy' match and 'charge' the other team whilst yelling "For Narnia!". The extremely specific, and gay, class that must be used consists of a Riot Shield, RPG (or AT-4), marathon, lightweight, and most importantly smoke grenades. The group must have a leader who predetermines the location of the next charge in between rounds, whereupon the crowd will rush and throw smokes attempting to rape as much as possible.

Elliot: Guys lets Narnia charge for the next couple of games! It will be so fun....FOR NARNIA!!!

Tim: I ammmmm......k im muting everyone, goodbye

by justanothervictimoftheghetto July 9, 2010

Gypsajew

The world's most undesirable combination of ethnicity. This "creature" is known for its gypsy magic, jewish cheapness, and uncanny skills in the art of pickpocketing. The combination of a Gypsy and a Jew that even the ugliest rat wouldnt dare gaze upon.

Example 1:
Girl: That damned gypsajew just ate my poodle.

Example 2:
Woman: I was going to donate money to the poor then I looked in the mirror and realized that I was a gypsajew and put the money back into my bank.

Example 3:
Man(after being pickpocketed): What?!? Where's my wallet? Argh. "Cops stop that Gypsajew!"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Honey Fucker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a person who has an colored spray tan. They are known to be insecure and/or desperate beyond all belief. The women with the tan, however are just as insecure and desperate as the male. Side effects include orange dick, honey glaze or honey hands.

Dude...your such a honey fucker. That chick looked like a fucking carrot. You need to raise your standards bra

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010