just like honey's definitions

Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.

"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."

by just like honey February 16, 2020

gumamint

A bastardized pronunciation of "government". Popular amongst less literate populations.

"I work for the gumamint"

by just like honey May 3, 2021

Responsibilitive

A relative you choose to be financially responsible for, even though they are not your legal dependent.

Family members may feel obligated to support a relative, whether genuinely or begrudgingly.

Examples include couples allowing an in-law to live with them; A single person supporting a recovering sibling; or children paying for their parents' retirement.

"Can't wait for the summer! I'm going skiing with the responsibilitives."

by just like honey May 12, 2022

I don't know her

A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade.

Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.

Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

by just like honey September 1, 2017

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023

Catchfront

The opposite of a throwback. This is when something triggers you to think about what your future might look like. May be pleasant or terrifying.

"The new cannabis law is a catchfront from the 2100s. Society will be so different because if it."

by just like honey January 31, 2024

Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

by just like honey June 5, 2021