juan hunglow's definitions

Office Fit

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

by Juan Hunglow April 5, 2010

Bouy

A sex change for a fat lass

How does a fat lass get a sex change? Chuck her in a pool and she becomes a bouy!

by Juan Hunglow April 12, 2010

Adolfed

To Adolf someone is to smeer a tiny dab of poop on their upper lip to make them look like Hitler

I Adolfed her by wiping my poop finger on her top lip.

by Juan Hunglow April 14, 2010

Lummuxette

Lummuxette is a female Lummux. A fat useless excuse for a lady person.

Look at that Lummuxette. Big fat pear shaped lump of lard, with the intelligence of a retarded Labrador.

by Juan Hunglow April 19, 2010

Bilbo

A hobbits sex toy.

The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.

by juan hunglow April 19, 2010

Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010