latext

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

latexting

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latexting

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting

My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011