jpg3's definitions
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
by jpg3 September 14, 2010
Get the Cadbury Egg Ass Kissmug. After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
by jpg3 January 29, 2011
Get the GLOCKCOMAmug. To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.
When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.
by jpg3 November 8, 2011
Get the gun or runmug. The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
by jpg3 July 20, 2010
Get the flourfattymug. Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
by jpg3 October 23, 2011
Get the sixpack butt attackmug. by jpg3 November 8, 2011
Get the sleeping beastymug. by jpg3 June 8, 2015
Get the furry angelsmug.