jpg3's definitions

boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

by jpg3 August 13, 2015

new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.

At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.

by jpg3 December 29, 2012

thumbfucked

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

by jpg3 July 17, 2011

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

Teendumb

After turning of legal age and having to deal with adult situations like working and paying bills, ie: living in the real world, all the teenage drama and petty crisis seem dumb.

Teendumb fades away once you become an adult.

by jpg3 July 20, 2011

homopunk

An individual that tells a few selective friends about being gay but isn't honest with their own parents about it.

The gay individual told friends about sexual preferences but when it came to the parents was a homopunk.

by jpg3 November 4, 2011

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011