Definitions by jpg3

NOT-A-FINGER 

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

NOT-A-FINGER by jpg3 November 18, 2011

tequilayed 

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

tequilayed by jpg3 November 18, 2011

fakefess

When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.

Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.

fakefess by jpg3 November 16, 2011

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Liewish 

The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.

When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.

Liewish by jpg3 November 15, 2011

cuntrap 

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

baketater 

A baked potato

A meal with a baketater, yummy.

baketater by jpg3 November 14, 2011