joshua001's definitions

paper gangster

somebody that makes up words and puts it in the urban dictionary, also anyone who would put this language in there every day life.

yo money, hit da celly 2 da trap, conserve da scrilla, fa sheezy, teazy. then put pads of bars in da urban dictionary, since us slangas are trill like dat, keep it paper gangster doggy.

by joshua001 March 5, 2007

liquid tar

a mixture of all the dark liquors with coke. for instance whisky, brandy, bacardi 151, hennessy, captain morgans rum with coke. tar being the slang for heroine which is dark brown

im gonna drink me some liquid tar all night

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.

ive been on that liquid crystal all night

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

x-man

a supplier of ecstasy

hey we about to hit up the rave, call the x-man

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

dream girl

this girl not only is really attractive as in the look wise(thick in the chest, hips, butt, legs, slim waist), shorter, no kids, independent, good cook, cleans youre place without even asking just offers, clean, having a lot in common with that girl, fun, outgoing, sweet, nice, loyal, faithful, honest, good in bed in all aspects, playful, listens, respectful, has her own spot, has her own car, nice paying job, educated, communications on point, the girl you would give up being a player and put that ring on her finger

dude 1:damn man, ive been with this girl for 8 monthes, never had the desire to cheat on her, like them past girls ive done that too, id feel like an idiot and feel guilty if i cheated on this one, feel me?
dude 2:damn need a best man? sound like you got yourself a dream girl

by joshua001 March 9, 2007

80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor

cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof

by joshua001 March 12, 2007