joshua001's definitions

whitebread(true definition)

this word is not to be confused with whigger, wigger, poser, honky, cracker, etc. anything demeaning a whiteperson. this is a white person(male), who grew up in the urban lifestyle (not suburban as for whigger), how he acts is because of his upcoming, listened to hip hop his whole life, had black people as friends ever since daycare, even has the swagger(dresses, vocabulary, voice, walk, etc). had to help take care of the family household(whether having to deal drugs on the block, working odd jobs, etc), most lack education but try to make something of themselves down the road, if ever caught out in the suburbs or country bars, they would either get laughed at because they would be considered an the whigger class, but yet has no clue thats how he was raised, so hes being himself. respected by black people and even accepted by them. the rappers paul wall, lil wyte and eminem, george jung(on blow) and myself joshua would be considered as whitebread(true definition), for how they were raised. also last but not least, doesnt overdo the ebonics language like some stupid whigger would

whitebread(true definition)

whitebread(josh)-hey whats goin on sean, how you livin?
sean(blackfriend)-not much josh just trying to stay afloat
josh-thats whats up, cool, well see you at school tomorrow
sean-alright whitebread...one

whigger(brad)-yo what up sean mah potna, whats crackalackin folk?
sean(stranger)-ugh who the fuck are you, what you doing in our neighborhood
brad-oh its like that, why you hatin fo? i wanna be your potna
sean-whatever you poser get the fuck outta here, before me and my boy josh stomp a mudhole in youre ass

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor

cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

deployment cue

1.the only reason you talk to these females is because youre deployed overseas, so theres not any better pussy to talk to. 2. also can be said as deployment q, q being short for quality. 3.can be refered also as a cue: used in a call center as in the order you talk to the customers. so in this instance you start off with the good looking work youre way to where standards have not mattered anymore.

1. i talked to me some deployment cue the other nite at baghdad

2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.

3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.

ive been on that liquid crystal all night

by joshua001 February 27, 2007