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jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

shoneys

a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.

darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

x-man

a supplier of ecstasy

hey we about to hit up the rave, call the x-man

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.

ive been on that liquid crystal all night

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

paper gangster

somebody that makes up words and puts it in the urban dictionary, also anyone who would put this language in there every day life.

yo money, hit da celly 2 da trap, conserve da scrilla, fa sheezy, teazy. then put pads of bars in da urban dictionary, since us slangas are trill like dat, keep it paper gangster doggy.

by joshua001 March 5, 2007

kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 12, 2007