joshua001's definitions

deployment cue

1.the only reason you talk to these females is because youre deployed overseas, there is 15 guys for every female, so theres not any better pussy to talk to. 2. also can be said as deployment q, q being short for quality. 3.can be refered also as a cue: used in a call center as in the order you talk to the customers. so in this instance you start off with the good looking work youre way to where standards have not mattered anymore.

1. i talked to me some deployment cue the other nite at baghdad

2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.

3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.

by joshua001 December 14, 2008

paper gangster

somebody that makes up words and puts it in the urban dictionary, also anyone who would put this language in there every day life.

yo money, hit da celly 2 da trap, conserve da scrilla, fa sheezy, teazy. then put pads of bars in da urban dictionary, since us slangas are trill like dat, keep it paper gangster doggy.

by joshua001 March 5, 2007

laffy taffy

one of the worst songs ever, the title itself, explains its gonna be some bubble gum snap/crap music

girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl shake that laffy taffy repeat 20 times, and thats the song, oh yeah a bitch sounding mysikal tries to rap sounds like hes crying though, since he has some dumbass lyrics over a casio prebeat.

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

mrs winners

an excellent place to get a meal in the southern states. not as good as popeyes, but better than kfc.

hey whats going on with ya? i remember back in 2004, it only cost 1.99 for a 2 piece meal(wing, leg, biscuit, 2 sides), at mrs winners, why they gotta jack the price up?

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

shoneys

a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.

darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

thick

not fat, not anorexic, but more in between. has a nice voluptious badonkadonk, tits mostly a double d average, big thighs(but not to wear they create stretch marks), hips to where from the front you know she has a phat ass, a little bit of waist is alright, but not sagging over the belt or looking like there pregnant. examples of females who would be considered thick (esther baxter, buffy the body, reagan gomez, trina, janet jackson as far as the black chicks), (jessica simpson, trish stratus, micky james, coco for the white chicks) 38dd-26-42 standing at 5'5 is how i like em

damn look at that girl bending over with that junk in that trunk, now she thick im gonna go holla at her

by joshua001 March 9, 2007