joshua001's definitions

mrs winners

an excellent place to get a meal in the southern states. not as good as popeyes, but better than kfc.

hey whats going on with ya? i remember back in 2004, it only cost 1.99 for a 2 piece meal(wing, leg, biscuit, 2 sides), at mrs winners, why they gotta jack the price up?

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

suge knight

a genius master mind. from hanging vanilla ice out of a 30 story building after stealing the lyrics of another artists to ice ice baby, got him finances to start death throw records. first started signing artists like snoop dogg, engineer/artist at the time dr. dre, da dogg pound, lady of rage, nate dogg, warren g. which brought him to the top of the money hustle. signed 2pac, which 2pac was very successful under interscope records. 2pac was under allegations of rape, posted for bail for 1.4 million dollars which ppl at the time, thought suge was doing pac a favor, naw not at all. after snoop and pac made it out of there procedings, the single "2 of amerikas most wanted" made big momentum for the album "all eyes on me". after the shooting of 2pac, thats when a bunch of releases came out. diddy saw how much of a rise of income and animositity came for suge knight, so diddy decided to do it to biggie before his "life after death", came out. then shyne later gotten shafted, also many other artists.

suge knight is a genius, ppl need to realize that

by joshua001 March 23, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

liquid tar

a mixture of all the dark liquors with coke. for instance whisky, brandy, bacardi 151, hennessy, captain morgans rum with coke. tar being the slang for heroine which is dark brown

im gonna drink me some liquid tar all night

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

transformer

someone who is a friend in disguise, but really youre enemy, a backstabber, betrayal, player hater call it how you will.

you shouldnt chill with that dude anymore hes a transformer

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

paper gangster

somebody that makes up words and puts it in the urban dictionary, also anyone who would put this language in there every day life.

yo money, hit da celly 2 da trap, conserve da scrilla, fa sheezy, teazy. then put pads of bars in da urban dictionary, since us slangas are trill like dat, keep it paper gangster doggy.

by joshua001 March 5, 2007

kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 12, 2007