joshua001's definitions

transformer

someone who is a friend in disguise, but really youre enemy, a backstabber, betrayal, player hater call it how you will.

you shouldnt chill with that dude anymore hes a transformer

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

suge knight

a genius master mind. from hanging vanilla ice out of a 30 story building after stealing the lyrics of another artists to ice ice baby, got him finances to start death throw records. first started signing artists like snoop dogg, engineer/artist at the time dr. dre, da dogg pound, lady of rage, nate dogg, warren g. which brought him to the top of the money hustle. signed 2pac, which 2pac was very successful under interscope records. 2pac was under allegations of rape, posted for bail for 1.4 million dollars which ppl at the time, thought suge was doing pac a favor, naw not at all. after snoop and pac made it out of there procedings, the single "2 of amerikas most wanted" made big momentum for the album "all eyes on me". after the shooting of 2pac, thats when a bunch of releases came out. diddy saw how much of a rise of income and animositity came for suge knight, so diddy decided to do it to biggie before his "life after death", came out. then shyne later gotten shafted, also many other artists.

suge knight is a genius, ppl need to realize that

by joshua001 March 23, 2007

2pac

some dead guy, that many people think is still alive, similar to what happened with elvis presley

2pac is dead and people need to realize that

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

thick

not fat, not anorexic, but more in between. has a nice voluptious badonkadonk, tits mostly a double d average, big thighs(but not to wear they create stretch marks), hips to where from the front you know she has a phat ass, a little bit of waist is alright, but not sagging over the belt or looking like there pregnant. examples of females who would be considered thick (esther baxter, buffy the body, reagan gomez, trina, janet jackson as far as the black chicks), (jessica simpson, trish stratus, micky james, coco for the white chicks) 38dd-26-42 standing at 5'5 is how i like em

damn look at that girl bending over with that junk in that trunk, now she thick im gonna go holla at her

by joshua001 March 9, 2007

myspace booty

this is self-explanatory. the sole purpose of using myspace, is hooking up with the opposite sex, all you need to do is go under browse, search 5-10 miles within youre zip code, in case you have somewhat standards, you can even check the boxes, of size preference, height, racial background, anual income, what shes looking for, relationship status, etc. then when the times right after messaging each other back n forth, knowing what you two are looking for, then it goes on from there

i know a lotta these females on the net are fugly, but that girl lisa made some nice myspace booty, thank you tom(genius behind myspace)

by joshua001 March 10, 2007