kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

myspace booty

this is self-explanatory. the sole purpose of using myspace, is hooking up with the opposite sex, all you need to do is go under browse, search 5-10 miles within youre zip code, in case you have somewhat standards, you can even check the boxes, of size preference, height, racial background, anual income, what shes looking for, relationship status, etc. then when the times right after messaging each other back n forth, knowing what you two are looking for, then it goes on from there

i know a lotta these females on the net are fugly, but that girl lisa made some nice myspace booty, thank you tom(genius behind myspace)

by joshua001 March 08, 2007

liquid tar

a mixture of all the dark liquors with coke. for instance whisky, brandy, bacardi 151, hennessy, captain morgans rum with coke. tar being the slang for heroine which is dark brown

im gonna drink me some liquid tar all night

by joshua001 February 26, 2007

shoneys

a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.

darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys

by joshua001 March 06, 2007

player(true definition)

alright the real definition player, which was originally used when playing the field(where all the females dwell)(having game). not only using the females for sex, with having more than one partner at a time, pretending you like them, just making them feel special, which in return they will break you off(spend money, cook, clean, anything to keep the stable owner happy), but not to be confused as pimp (which is selling them bitches to the street, escort service or whore house, then collect). also a true player even when caught having others, still has the game(skills in telling females what they wanna hear), to have that female comeback and forget about the fact she truly gotten played. a true player would make a girl also feel guilty if she hasnt been satisfying(sexually, financially, material like, even talking to other guys). a true player would have as many females as needed, have 2-3 females helping paying the bills, 4 females who are the best in bed, all that cook well and clean the spot, now thats how its done son. which the ones who envy, try cockblocking(intervening on ones game), whether telling his females that dudes a player or dude is using you, etc. are just a straight player hater.

life in a player(true definition)
in the club scene:

player(josh)-hey whats up girl whats youre name?
girl-christine and you?
josh-my names josh, so tell me something about you?
christine-yacks all night pretend you listen to all of it(but make sure she can cook, has a nice job, how she treats her man)(15-20 mins later), so josh im gonna get me a drink what you want?
josh-some hennessy and coke
christine-alright baby be right back
josh(goes to the bathroom, calls up his other bitches that been blowing up his phone while in the club, to deal with them and set things straight then goes back to the table)
christine-hey heres youre drink
player hater(fred)-damn josh how many girls you gonna talk to?
josh-if you wanted to talk to this female so bad, why didnt you just snatch her up.
fred(tries to tell her how im a big bad player, etc) while josh just chills waiting for a reaction)
christine-arent you going to defend yourself
josh-my friend is just drunk and jealous that im with a beautiful female like yourself, hes just upset that i had the balls to speak to you first
christine-awwww, how sweet, how about another drink, before i leave
josh-sure, how about i walk with you this time
christine-says well im gonna go its getting late, gotta work at the hospital early in the morning(its only 11pm)
josh-it was nice meeting you christine, can i get youre phone number(remember to put it in youre cellphone under her name so you wont forget it, fucking up someones name will ruin it, trust me)(then time to play that same game pattern on the next female whos sitting by her lonesome)

by joshua001 March 09, 2007

thick

not fat, not anorexic, but more in between. has a nice voluptious badonkadonk, tits mostly a double d average, big thighs(but not to wear they create stretch marks), hips to where from the front you know she has a phat ass, a little bit of waist is alright, but not sagging over the belt or looking like there pregnant. examples of females who would be considered thick (esther baxter, buffy the body, reagan gomez, trina, janet jackson as far as the black chicks), (jessica simpson, trish stratus, micky james, coco for the white chicks) 38dd-26-42 standing at 5'5 is how i like em

damn look at that girl bending over with that junk in that trunk, now she thick im gonna go holla at her

by joshua001 March 07, 2007

shot caller

an individual who runs the prison, even respected by the guards. the wardon of the inmates, runs the asylum, unbreakable, high commisary status, mostlikely a lifer and deadly. always keeping people from taking his place.

example being michael santos is a fuckin shot caller

by joshua001 February 26, 2007