23 definitions by joshua001

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 8, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 6, 2007

mrs winners

an excellent place to get a meal in the southern states. not as good as popeyes, but better than kfc.

hey whats going on with ya? i remember back in 2004, it only cost 1.99 for a 2 piece meal(wing, leg, biscuit, 2 sides), at mrs winners, why they gotta jack the price up?

by joshua001 March 6, 2007

whitebread(true definition)

this word is not to be confused with whigger, wigger, poser, honky, cracker, etc. anything demeaning a whiteperson. this is a white person(male), who grew up in the urban lifestyle (not suburban as for whigger), how he acts is because of his upcoming, listened to hip hop his whole life, had black people as friends ever since daycare, even has the swagger(dresses, vocabulary, voice, walk, etc). had to help take care of the family household(whether having to deal drugs on the block, working odd jobs, etc), most lack education but try to make something of themselves down the road, if ever caught out in the suburbs or country bars, they would either get laughed at because they would be considered an the whigger class, but yet has no clue thats how he was raised, so hes being himself. respected by black people and even accepted by them. the rappers paul wall, lil wyte and eminem, george jung(on blow) and myself joshua would be considered as whitebread(true definition), for how they were raised. also last but not least, doesnt overdo the ebonics language like some stupid whigger would

whitebread(true definition)

whitebread(josh)-hey whats goin on sean, how you livin?
sean(blackfriend)-not much josh just trying to stay afloat
josh-thats whats up, cool, well see you at school tomorrow
sean-alright whitebread...one

whigger(brad)-yo what up sean mah potna, whats crackalackin folk?
sean(stranger)-ugh who the fuck are you, what you doing in our neighborhood
brad-oh its like that, why you hatin fo? i wanna be your potna
sean-whatever you poser get the fuck outta here, before me and my boy josh stomp a mudhole in youre ass

by joshua001 March 9, 2007

dream girl

this girl not only is really attractive as in the look wise(thick in the chest, hips, butt, legs, slim waist), shorter, no kids, independent, good cook, cleans youre place without even asking just offers, clean, having a lot in common with that girl, fun, outgoing, sweet, nice, loyal, faithful, honest, good in bed in all aspects, playful, listens, respectful, has her own spot, has her own car, nice paying job, educated, communications on point, the girl you would give up being a player and put that ring on her finger

dude 1:damn man, ive been with this girl for 8 monthes, never had the desire to cheat on her, like them past girls ive done that too, id feel like an idiot and feel guilty if i cheated on this one, feel me?
dude 2:damn need a best man? sound like you got yourself a dream girl

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

shot caller

an individual who runs the prison, even respected by the guards. the wardon of the inmates, runs the asylum, unbreakable, high commisary status, mostlikely a lifer and deadly. always keeping people from taking his place.

example being michael santos is a fuckin shot caller

by joshua001 February 26, 2007

thick

not fat, not anorexic, but more in between. has a nice voluptious badonkadonk, tits mostly a double d average, big thighs(but not to wear they create stretch marks), hips to where from the front you know she has a phat ass, a little bit of waist is alright, but not sagging over the belt or looking like there pregnant. examples of females who would be considered thick (esther baxter, buffy the body, reagan gomez, trina, janet jackson as far as the black chicks), (jessica simpson, trish stratus, micky james, coco for the white chicks) 38dd-26-42 standing at 5'5 is how i like em

damn look at that girl bending over with that junk in that trunk, now she thick im gonna go holla at her

by joshua001 March 7, 2007