joshua's definitions

nautyculate

the best at it's best.

Mike Jordan was the nautyculate back in his day on the Chicago Bulls.

by Joshua May 14, 2003

Prostitot

Those 12-14 year old girls who dress like underaged prostitutes..generally found hanging around malls.

Though they may not look like it, Prostitots are still illegal to touch.

by Joshua January 18, 2004

pithque

to be blaintly or offensivly gay; overly flaymboyant or Josh. Also its a small rock.

Gosh that boy is pithque. hey look at that pithque on the ground...i guess that works for either huh..?

by joshua January 6, 2005

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

last nighter

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

by Joshua December 29, 2003

country come to town

When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation

"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"

by Joshua December 27, 2003

bookik

A verb meaning "press the button". Originates from a grocery store rambling gone astray.

James: "Hey Jim, bookik!"

by Joshua January 4, 2005