Personal Athlete

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."

by Josh April 24, 2007

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 24, 2004

doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 17, 2003

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 02, 2004

rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 04, 2004

hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

by Josh March 15, 2005