josh's definitions

lugerman

Gayness itself, extremely homosexual manner, commonly diagnosed by friends or co-workers

Dude, you're so lugerman. Taht film was so lugerman

by Josh October 6, 2003

belt

to masturbate a penis

"I had a belt this morning."

by Josh November 15, 2004

warez

(n) Derived from either one of two sources:

software as in computer software

or

wares - An immaterial asset or benefit, such as a service or personal accomplishment, regarded as an article of commerce. ( typically a generic term for any number of items in a store's available merchandise )

The generic term warez (pronounced as "wares" with a z instead of s) denotes any of a number of illegal material that is distributed without the owner's consent (note; the owner of software is always the company, not the user) including but not limited to: software, games, music, eBooks, movies, emulator ROM files, etc.

note: category subdivided into such things as Gamez, Appz, Mp3z, etc

-How did you get that expensive software?
-It's warez.

I was downloading some warez the other day and I found this virus in one.. ;)

by Josh October 4, 2003

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

dutch oven

When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

by josh May 13, 2005

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006

no fake

without a doubt realistic and true in meaning.

This term originated from the deep roots of Essexville, MI during a casual Sunday night at youth group.

"That's no fake man."

by josh April 1, 2005