josh's definitions

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

sellout

some one who changes for money

if my band became famous and then people started likeing other music so we started playing that even though we dont like that kind of music just for more money

by josh September 4, 2003

Duff Head

Someone who acts very stupid and draws un-wanted attention to them. This person is ususall not popualar.

Justin Marsden

by Josh January 12, 2004

run up

In aviation terms what an aircraft dooes to warm up or test its engines. With brakes set the aircraft will put the engine/engines under a load to simulate stress of flight.

Tower this is N123JS i need to do a run up. N123Js proceed to taxiway Q via S and R to do you run up.

by Josh September 5, 2006

xyut

Forbidden fruit. Treasure that no one can partake of. ie Tom boy

Is xyut a boy? or a girl?
... both?

Xyut's looking fine tonight...
OH NO YOU DIDNT!

by Josh October 4, 2004

Holyshiznazy

A HOLY shiz Nazi.
An expression of exitement

1.Damn dude, lok at that holyshiznazi
2.Holyshiznazi that was close

by josh October 20, 2004

rousted

The act of getting infiltrated by the po-po's(police) Mostly used in situations where the individual getting "rousted" was doing something very stupid and risky

Kid: "I sure got rousted for bringing my 2-foot bong to sunday school!"
dude: "Ya, big suprize you moron!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003