jorge's definitions

Chode

The space directly between the end of your genitals and the beginning of your anus.

I sniffed my underwear right between my shit streak and my piss stain, and surprisingly so, it smelled just like a sweaty bum.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

skeezix

Jivin' cool slang fo' a total loser, lamer, pencil necked geek.

Named after one of the main characters of the old comic strip Gasoline Alley.

That pocket-protecting skeezix from the AV department walked in here today looking for a stapler, what a jive foo.

by Jorge October 19, 2004

shnitzle

Alternative for the word "shit".

I have a lot of fuckin' shnitzle to do today.

by Jorge June 20, 2003

Heil

Nazi gretting

Heil Hitler

by Jorge May 18, 2003

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or into space. Your chin must be down, your mouth open, your eyes wide, and your head slightly tilted. This term also applys to wearing clothing that does not fit where your fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, ur twinkin'!"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He doesn't want to see ur rolls, he already had his Thanksgiving dinner."

by Jorge February 16, 2005