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1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.
1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."
by Jordan Stevens October 2, 2007
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by Jordan Stevens April 25, 2007
Get the Bitch mug.The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.
Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.
Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills
and plenty more.
Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.
Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills
and plenty more.
Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!
michigan > your state
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!
michigan > your state
by Jordan Stevens May 25, 2007
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Get the xbox 360 mug.1. A condom from Trojan. It is a special type of condom with a special type of lubricant, which is Spermicidal Lubricant. The Spermicidal Lubricant is for extra protection against pregancy. However, the Supra is not suitable for rectal use or multiple vaginal use, you can use it for the vagina only ONCE A DAY. So this condom is for people who like to have short sex.
2. A car from Toyota, which is powered by a Twin Turbocharged Inline-6 Engine(MKIV) producing around 325 horsepower.
2. A car from Toyota, which is powered by a Twin Turbocharged Inline-6 Engine(MKIV) producing around 325 horsepower.
1. My girlfriend said she wants to have short sex, so I bought a pack of Trojan Supra condoms. If she wanted to have long sex, I would have bought Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms.
2. I saw a Supra in Detroit today. It was loud.
2. I saw a Supra in Detroit today. It was loud.
by Jordan Stevens August 31, 2008
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