hummer

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007
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Niggerknock

Another term for Ding Dong Ditch, which means to Knock on someone's outside door/window/wall and run away, or to ring the doorbell and run.
Hey guys, wanna go Niggerknock some old peeps?
by Jordan Stevens April 15, 2006
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Bitch

For Example:

Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud!
Or
Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch!
by Jordan Stevens April 25, 2007
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no remorse

1. Without remorse.
2. A badass song by Metallica.
1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.

2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.
by Jordan Stevens March 04, 2008
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mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.
by Jordan Stevens May 14, 2007
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Detroit

a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.

also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.
fuck slim daddy.
detroit 4 life
by Jordan Stevens June 05, 2007
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xbox 360

The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.
I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!
by Jordan Stevens May 16, 2007
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