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F.A.G Fine ass Girl, a pretty girl with lots of confidence, really say it around people that know about it cuz if not other people will think ur gay i think i dunno but i say !Fine Ass Girl! thats me!!
by Jordan May 13, 2005
Get the F.A.G mug.Alternative to the F-bomb, created by Jeremiah Walsh to counter the excessive use of other alternatives.
by Jordan February 28, 2005
Get the snup mug.Jeez dude your a punk wanna be because everyone likes you, you have lots of money, and your good at everything you do.
by jordan May 9, 2003
Get the punk wanna be mug.Something Ms. Christian says when shes angered. Maybe its suppose to mean fuck in her world but you never know...
Also known as Fribble dibble
Also known as Fribble dibble
by Jordan May 16, 2004
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Get the tuta ing amo mug.When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.
Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
by Jordan November 28, 2021
Get the Barley Fairy mug.A local late-night hang out for all the stoners who get a craving for cheap munchies. Can see almsot half of your graduating class there at any given time of day.
by Jordan January 17, 2004
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