jordan's definitions

mep you?

A shortened version of "May I help you?" used by some non-English speaking fast food cashiers.

You: <walk up to register>
Cashier: mep you?

by Jordan September 30, 2004

gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 20, 2003

Poring

A small, pink, blob like creature in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. This creature was made to resemble the the classic weakest enemy of many RPGs, the slime. Very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. There are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the Poporing and the Angelring. This monster will earn you 1 base Exp. and 1 job Exp. per kill. Another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it's self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.

" Nooo, that poring just ate my Baphomet Card! ;-; "

by Jordan December 29, 2004

Science Hill High School

The most racist fighting pot smoking thinking they are crunk non-virginous school. and in the middle of freakin nowhere covered in gum.

Guy: I got to science hill high school.
Girl: omg(walking away)
guy: Man, why do i have to be from such a stupid town?

by Jordan March 18, 2005

titay

A boobie...ha ha i said boobie.

She has some big ass titay's.

by Jordan July 13, 2004

Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

by Jordan February 13, 2005

Gooey Gilatine

when u stick ur entire head in a womans vagina

by Jordan October 20, 2003