jonny's definitions

joogle

the word meens dog

the smelly dog took a shit!!!!!

by jonny December 10, 2003

Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

by Jonny December 28, 2004

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

by jonny February 27, 2004

yes

a whole female convesation

jenny: yes
jordan: mmm yes
keork: yup
dig: yes
left boob: YEAS
right boob: yes

by Jonny March 17, 2004

shabilla

its a mystery...

shabilla

by Jonny October 1, 2003

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003