jonny's definitions

biznatchio

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch

"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"

by Jonny May 12, 2004

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

by jonny December 3, 2002

Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005

confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.

This test is confusterating me!

by jonny December 3, 2002

Lipidman

Some one who is very overweight and poses danger to anyone in the vicinity of him.

When I saw a Lipidman, I ran for the other way as fast as I could.

by Jonny October 25, 2003

hermans

overgrown balls

man i have hermans!

by jonny April 4, 2003

nuff

1) A statement to express inner calm and tranquility.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.

1) nuff nuff nuff (repeat till fade)
2) feeling nuffed or feeling the nuff

by Jonny November 16, 2004