jonny's definitions

livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

by jonny October 3, 2004

Hornbies

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.

The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.

by Jonny December 23, 2003

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003

bulkus

Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.

The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal

by Jonny February 16, 2004

lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy

lazyd.....your useless

by JONNY March 20, 2005

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 3, 2003

Loveparade

She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.

Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!

by Jonny January 26, 2004