SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

biznatchio

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch

"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"

by Jonny May 13, 2004

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 04, 2003

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

by jonny February 28, 2004

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

little brtian

A misspelling of the popular British comedy programme Little Britain.
Features Matt Lucas and David Walliams as the main stars, with helping hands from the likes of Anthony Head, known for his role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Often quoted by the people of Britain.

"Hey did you see Little Britain last night?"
"Yeah, good, wasn't it?"
"Yeah...but no but yeah but no but yeah but no cos Candice said was round the back of the bike sheds with James Thomson and SHUT UP!"
"Jim, you can't do the f***ing impression. Shut up."

by Jonny January 05, 2005

Man Warmth

The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!

by Jonny December 29, 2004