jonny's definitions

mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.

shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle

by jonny April 4, 2003

CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.

Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.

by Jonny January 3, 2005

bevwad

a term used to describe a particular amount of bev, bev being a small, crappy little poser dick. the "wad" refers to the precise quantity of bevs needed to maintain this bevness.

"hey man, get a load of that chunky assed bevwad"
"jeeeesus, that is one serious wad there man."

by jonny March 11, 2005

Loveparade

She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.

Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!

by Jonny January 26, 2004

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

bulkus

Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.

The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal

by Jonny February 16, 2004

the 69 eyes

Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.

"Hey whats this song? Its amazing!"
"This? Oh its Feel Berlin by The 69 Eyes."

by Jonny December 31, 2004