Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
by Jonny April 29, 2007
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limnifigistic

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.
dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"
by Jonny July 24, 2004
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shnook

Leigh Brandt (Teo's brother)
by jonny October 03, 2004
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uped

short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled
Man, you got uped bad.
by Jonny June 20, 2004
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soliloquy

1. a. A dramatic or literary form of discourse in which a character talks to himself or herself or reveals his or her thoughts without addressing a listener.
b. A specific speech or piece of writing in this form of discourse.

2. The act of speaking to oneself.

Late Latin sôliloquium : Latin sôlus, alone + Latin loquî, to speak.
Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2:
Now I am alone. O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! Is it not monstrous that this player here, But in a fiction, in a dream of passion, Could force his soul so to his own conceit That from her working all his visage wann'd, Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect, A broken voice, and his whole function suiting With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing! For Hecuba! What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, That he should weep for her? What would he do, Had he the motive and the cue for passion That I have? He would drown the stage with tears And cleave the general ear with horrid speech, Make mad the guilty and appal the free, Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I, A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause, And can say nothing; no, not for a king, Upon whose property and most dear life A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward? Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across? Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face? Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat, As deep as to the lungs? who does me this? Ha! 'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall To make oppression bitter, or ere this I should have fatted all the region kites With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain! O, vengeance! Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave, That I, the son of a dear father murder'd, Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words, And fall a-cursing, like a very drab, A scullion! Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard That guilty creatures sitting at a play Have by the very cunning of the scene Been struck so to the soul that presently They have proclaim'd their malefactions; For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players Play something like the murder of my father Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks; I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench, I know my course. The spirit that I have seen May be the devil: and the devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps Out of my weakness and my melancholy, As he is very potent with such spirits, Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds More relative than this: the play 's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
by Jonny March 30, 2005
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skinhead

People who are anti peace and are work machines with no respect for the environment
Any Republican

(specifically george bush and his bushies)
by Jonny March 31, 2005
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Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc
1. Noun: You're such a dizza
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