25 definitions by jones

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by jones December 18, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

by jones February 9, 2005

gr9

kevin's way of say great....it lacks sense...

"Dude, are you going to the concert?"
"Yea man its gunna be gr9."

by jones December 2, 2004

bobey

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

by jones June 18, 2004

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by jones November 23, 2004