jones's definitions

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 6, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

wiggle room

retro terminology for

n.
the nature of given situation when a regular person is free to make the most of things by relying on his judgement and flexibility

adj.
freedom from unnecessary focus on irrelevant details in scope

That bastard Bob didn't give me any wiggle room in the board meeting.

by jones May 13, 2005

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003