jones's definitions

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

Subliberal

Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.

The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...

by Jones November 16, 2003

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

Slubreous

1) able to avoid a sticky situation/unwanted situation

2)Sneaky

Gordon that was totally Slubreous

what a Sluberous fellow

by Jones April 7, 2004

martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

by Jones February 25, 2005

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 8, 2003