jones's definitions

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 6, 2003

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003