jones's definitions

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 6, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 22, 2004

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 8, 2003

martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

by Jones February 25, 2005

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003