showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"
by jones February 09, 2005
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hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place
yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash
by jones August 07, 2003
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gr9

kevin's way of say great....it lacks sense...
"Dude, are you going to the concert?"
"Yea man its gunna be gr9."
by jones December 02, 2004
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the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.
Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.
by Jones March 31, 2003
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bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.
Your girlfriend is a bagger!
by jones February 05, 2003
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chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.
The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
by jones June 15, 2004
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martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)
Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree
by Jones February 25, 2005
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