jones's definitions

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 28, 2004

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003