^_~V

an asian smiley, used in the place of "good job!" or "congratulations!"
person #1:"i got an A on my project!"
person #2: "^_~V"
by jonathan August 30, 2003
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Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.
Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.
by Jonathan October 16, 2003
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Hyna

A ghetto, hispanic hot chick that looks like she rolls with some gangsters, but doesn't.
fuck there's hynas everywhere, shit someone heard me, run!!!!!!!
by jonathan December 24, 2003
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Lay A Fungi

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"
by Jonathan December 01, 2003
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McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.
Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*
by Jonathan April 10, 2004
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Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.
I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.
She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
by Jonathan January 15, 2005
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