smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 15, 2005

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 30, 2002

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

perminary

A temporary solution that has been implemented on a permanent basis.

That constuction trailer has been in use for years and has become perminary.

by Jonathan July 28, 2004

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 07, 2004