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Definitions by jon doe

Alfred Ashford 

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.
"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"
Alfred Ashford by Jon Doe April 10, 2004
To be buzzing like a bee, and spinning like a tornado.
I was so crunky last night, I had no idea what was going on.
crunk by Jon Doe January 20, 2004

corporate slave 

The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.
Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.
corporate slave by Jon Doe September 9, 2003
Home of the greatest Industrial bands and record labels in America. Second only to the Faterland, aka Germany, for greatest Industrial bands in the world.
Many of today's Industrial artists call Chicago home.
Chicago by Jon Doe September 9, 2003
1. S&M term to describe the submissive or submissives.

2. Human property.

3. Setting on a secondary hard disk drive, CD-Rom, etc.
1. You know the punishment for trying escape from your cage! On you knees slave, this is going to hurt.

2. Shaniqua thinks she's entitled to extra welfare because her great great great graddaddy was a slave.

3. I set the jumper on the back of the drive to slave and hooked it up on the IDE cable, but Windows still will not recognize it.
Slave by Jon Doe September 2, 2003

shit hit 

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.
Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...
shit hit by Jon Doe September 1, 2003
the kids pointed and laughed at the mop top august
Mop top by jon doe May 27, 2003