jon doe's definitions

Alfred Ashford

A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.

"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"

by Jon Doe April 10, 2004

shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.

Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...

by Jon Doe September 1, 2003

cipe

one who posseses the skill to dominate three women at once in bed

The pimp was definatly a cipe because those women looked happy.

by Jon Doe January 27, 2005

corporate slave

The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.

Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.

by Jon Doe September 9, 2003

bonk

a dizzy blonde girl

Kristin Bonk

by Jon Doe May 5, 2004

fetch

The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.
"OMG, thats so fetch!"

ok, stop trying to make fetch work, it doesn't, and it won't!!!

<sry, lol, had to do it, lol...>

by jon doe May 13, 2005

Mop top

long shaggy haircut

the kids pointed and laughed at the mop top august

by jon doe May 27, 2003