jon doe's definitions

shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.

Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...

by Jon Doe September 1, 2003

Slave

1. S&M term to describe the submissive or submissives.

2. Human property.

3. Setting on a secondary hard disk drive, CD-Rom, etc.

1. You know the punishment for trying escape from your cage! On you knees slave, this is going to hurt.

2. Shaniqua thinks she's entitled to extra welfare because her great great great graddaddy was a slave.

3. I set the jumper on the back of the drive to slave and hooked it up on the IDE cable, but Windows still will not recognize it.

by Jon Doe September 2, 2003

corporate slave

The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.

Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.

by Jon Doe September 9, 2003

Chicago

Home of the greatest Industrial bands and record labels in America. Second only to the Faterland, aka Germany, for greatest Industrial bands in the world.

Many of today's Industrial artists call Chicago home.

by Jon Doe September 9, 2003

fetch

The word that really hot girl from Mean Girls was trying to make slang for cool, awesome, or good.
"OMG, thats so fetch!"

ok, stop trying to make fetch work, it doesn't, and it won't!!!

<sry, lol, had to do it, lol...>

by jon doe May 13, 2005

Yomismogt

An odd monkey-like human, often found in Middle or Southern America.

Hey look! Its a Yomismogt!

by Jon Doe December 19, 2004

cipe

one who posseses the skill to dominate three women at once in bed

The pimp was definatly a cipe because those women looked happy.

by Jon Doe January 27, 2005