jon's definitions

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

Foo Fighters

1.A name for a UFO during World War II.

Wow their's a big Foo Fighters

by Jon October 15, 2003

suck

to slerp on

wanna suck on this?

by jon March 4, 2003

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

by Jon May 9, 2003

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 11, 2004

siena

Everyone's favorite non-scenester girl from Pennsylvania. Lives near me. Is a beast in bed. Can hold her whiskey like no other. I've never seen her drink whiskey, but she likes the phrase "can hold her whiskey like no other."

"Wow you chug your whiskey like Siena!"

by Jon April 13, 2004