jon's definitions

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

NOS

NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.

1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.

by Jon September 23, 2003

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 15, 2005

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

woot

"w00t!" is a popular descendent of the informal interjections "Whoomp" and "Whoot", used to express joy or elation. Compare "Yippee!"

The terms rose to popularity in two 1993 rap / hip-hop tracks from "95 south" and "tag team", entitled "Whoot (There it is)" and "Whoomp (there it is)" respectively.

w00t! I just achieved a goal!

by Jon November 11, 2004

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003