jon's definitions

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

by jon April 2, 2005

douma

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

by Jon March 27, 2004

lor

LOR and matt are lovers. thanks to her super hot friend mackenzie. LOR is the queen of scene

that scene chick with the king of metal is lor. she is the queen of scene

by Jon February 6, 2005

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.

by Jon January 19, 2004

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003

Yagos

One with huge feet

When I looked down at the man's feet, I could tell he was a Yagos.

by Jon August 30, 2003

jomictal

see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god

"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"

by Jon June 19, 2006