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Homer Seckshwul

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*
by Jon December 22, 2004
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lmlto

Laughing My Left Testicle Off. This is used when you are laughing so much that your left testicle is falling off.
jon: lets go on rf and annoy some nerds!
ash: lmlto yeh good idea!!
by Jon December 23, 2004
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lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.
ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!
by Jon December 23, 2004
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Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment
*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111
by Jon December 27, 2004
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Scorponok

Participant in the Beast Wars. Loyal servant and chief scientist of Megatron. Harbored the most deadly firepower of all predacons during his existence, but lacked common sense. Acting Second-in-command of the Predacons until killed in the Quantum Surge following the destruction of the Vok Planetbuster.
The most underrated character from Beast Wars is Scorponok
by Jon December 28, 2004
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Trail of Tears

When The Cherokee Indians of 1838 and 1839 were forced to leave their home of present-day Oklahoma, many dying in the process.
by Jon December 29, 2004
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Icthius

by Jon December 29, 2004
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